Our day on the bike was over, but our evening off the bike was just beginning.

It was 6 PM and the town was lit up like a disco roller derby at Christmas. Everywhere we looked, buildings were screaming their wares and offerings with flashing neon signs and bright lights, and our first impressions of Chungju were that of a Las Vegas strip with its fair share of travelling businessmen. Seedy but (mostly) harmless.

Most of the motels in Chungju seem to fall within a one-block radius on Yeonsusangga 1-gil [gil means street], and the first one we went to (Sky Motel) was completely trashy, with soft core porn posters hanging from the lobby walls and a tacky pink light à la 1990 glowing from the ceiling. We weren’t in the mood for that sort of caper, so quickly made our exit without saying a word. But luckily, the one right next door, aptly named Magic Motel, on that street sorted us out. The old lady who ran the place took one look at us, laughed (we’re getting used to this by now), and handed over a room key.

For 40,000 won a night, we got a very clean double room with a shower, toiletries, fridge with gratuitous bottled water and juice boxes, and two very odd things we had never seen before in a room: a full desktop computer (?) and an ultraviolet steriliser (???).

Decently sized room, complete with a chartreuse green chaise longue.

Decently sized room, complete with a chartreuse green chaise longue.

Toiletries that are provided at every motel, which means you never have to worry about running out of toothpaste and soap. Or condoms.

Toiletries that are provided at every motel, which means you never have to worry about running out of toothpaste and soap. Or condoms.

What Korean technological marvel will Jess be impressed by today? The panel that controls the lights and air conditioning, of course!

What Korean technological marvel will Jess be impressed by today? The panel that controls the lights and air conditioning, of course!

Missing out on your Starcraft fix while you’re on the road? Fear not!

Missing out on your Starcraft fix while you’re on the road? Fear not!

You can leave your bike in the covered parking garage directly underneath the motel for free.

You can leave your bike in the covered parking garage directly underneath the motel for free.

Chungju is famous for being the childhood hometown of Ban Ki-moon, a South Korean diplomat and politician who served as the eighth Secretary-General of the United Nations from January 2007 until December 2016. It also hosts a renowned martial arts festival held each year in October, and boasts a substantial production of apples due to its varying temperatures and large amount of received daylight. Nearby, the Chungju Dam is the country's biggest multi-purpose dam that links the city and its neighbourhoods together, creating a large manmade lake. And, according to what we saw when we went out in search of dinner, Chungju is responsible for contributing to at least 10% of South Korea’s overall electricity bill. We kid, sort of.

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We tend to meander away from the high street generally in search of something a bit less discovered, and were happy to come across a quiet restaurant on the corner of Yeonsusangga 1-gil and Yeonwolro that served fried chicken and hot piping stews. We were greeted by a waiter who quickly realised that we weren’t the usual sort of clientele that he had, and we were about to resign ourselves to another night of pointing and broken Konglish, when yer man took out his phone, typed something, and then showed it to us. The smart bugger was using Naver Translate (similar to Google Translate) to communicate! All three of us breathed a huge sigh of relief, and many giggles were had as we took turns typing and nodding. What a guy. Tipping is not usually the done thing in Korea (although it’s definitely appreciated, of course), but we left him one as a token of our appreciation.

Then it was back home for snacks and the next episode of our already chosen Korean TV drama. Suanbo in the morning.

Short ribs in a hot pot. You could specify the degree of spiciness, and it gave even us seasoned (haha) pros something to swear about.

Short ribs in a hot pot. You could specify the degree of spiciness, and it gave even us seasoned (haha) pros something to swear about.

We went to the GS convenience store right next to our motel in search of post-dinner beers and snacks, and came across this. Only in South Korea could you find a resume template in such a location.

We went to the GS convenience store right next to our motel in search of post-dinner beers and snacks, and came across this. Only in South Korea could you find a resume template in such a location.

Wild night in. From top left clockwise: malted Korean beer, vanilla and strawberry ice cream that Jess last had over 20 years ago as a kid visiting Korea, cookies and cream Pepero, and green tea KitKats.

Wild night in. From top left clockwise: malted Korean beer, vanilla and strawberry ice cream that Jess last had over 20 years ago as a kid visiting Korea, cookies and cream Pepero, and green tea KitKats.

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